NO. Print Scarf. Got a Negative Nancy in your life? This is pure pessimist perfection right here. Fun and interactive! Just lift up one side of this scarf and let your heartfelt answer speak for itself.

• Pattern: Helvetica "NO."
• Fabric: Viscose (modal linen). Vegan safe.
• Texture: Woven linen-like.
• Weight: Perfect for all seasons.
• Printing ink: Non-toxic, waterbased ink.
• Scarf size: 74" x 28" with 3" tassels on both ends.
• Print size: 15" x 25" at one end.
• Print color: Black, silver or gold.
• Scarf color: Many! Choose from dropdown.
• Care: Hand wash cold; lay flat or hang to dry.
• Creases and folds? Iron high.
• Condition: Brand new with tags.

Talking before coffee? NO. 
Overtime? NO.
You should smile! NO.  
Fix my computer? NO.  

The list is truly endless!

Shown: Silver on black and black on cream. Original illustration. Hand screen-printed in our Detroit studio.